“Oh, good. I’m not the only one who has this… problem… with the whole gallbladder thing. Yes, I had mine removed about, oh… six and a half months ago, and learned that I am NOT supposed to have anything greasy or high in fat the messy, painful way. (It hurt so bad I thought I’d ruptured something, and the smell would make a maggot run away screaming.)

So now, I’m eating what food eats… lots of fruits, veggies, and grains.”